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The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang - Guitar Chords
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Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
"Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating.
But there are several other very important differences
between human beings and animals that you should know about."
8 bars drum rhythm
"I'd appreciate your input"
then
[Intro]
Cm Eb Bb Ab x2
[Verse 1]
Cm Eb
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Bb Ab
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Cm Eb
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Bb Ab
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Cm Eb
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
Bb Ab
I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Cm Eb
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
Bb Ab
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[Hook]
Do it now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
[Instrumental]
Cm Eb Bb Ab x4
[Verse 2]
Cm Eb
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Bb Ab
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Cm Eb
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
Bb Ab
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
Cm Eb
So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Bb Ab
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
Cm Eb
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like Lyle
Bb Ab
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
[Hook]
Do it now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
[Instrumental]
Cm Eb Bb Ab x2
[Hook]
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Cm Eb
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb Ab
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
[Instrumental]
Cm Eb Bb Ab x6
(fade out)
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